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I’ll get beat up for $400!!! Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Filed under: Weird News — rjgore3 @ 5:57 pm

Stand-in mistress sought to take wife’s abuse | Oddly Enough | Reuters.com

BEIJING (Reuters) – A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.

“When the woman found out her husband had a mistress, she insisted on beating her up,” the Beijing Youth Daily said, citing the advertisement posted on a popular online jobs forum on sina.com. More than 10 people had applied for the job, the newspaper said. The “successful” candidate would be 35 and originally from northeastern China and would be paid 3,000 yuan ($400) per 10 minutes, it said. Many Chinese businessmen keep mistresses in second homes, a trend banished after the Communists swept to power in 1949 but which has made a comeback with market reforms in recent decades.

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Bald is, well, not so beautiful. Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Filed under: For a Laugh, Rant, Weird News, You have to be kidding me — rjgore3 @ 2:56 pm

After what I guess was a cry for help, the dethroned Pop Queen decided to idolize Irish singing sensation Sinead O’Connor. After she shaved her own head at a Ventura Blvd. salon, she went to get new ink at a local tattoo shop. She started screaming that she was tired of everyone touching her. Huh? I think someone needs to fade away. Go enjoy your money and relax. And for Christ’s sake, please cover your bumpy head with some hair. You look like Mandy Patinkin in Alien Nation.

And I’m out.

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How to access gmail at work. Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Filed under: Rant — rjgore3 @ 3:08 pm

#1: Use different web addresses Instead of using
http://mail.google.com

use https://mail.google.com You can also try * http://www.gmail.com or https://www.gmail.com * http://gmail.com or https://gmail.com * http://m.gmail.com or https://m.gmail.com * http://googlemail.com or https://googlemail.com * http://mail.google.com/mail/x/ or https://mail.google.com/mail/x/

#2: Configure your mail program to access Gmail (through POP) If none of those sites are available the simplest solution might be to configure your mail program (Microsoft Outlook, etc) to connect to Gmail. Instructions can be found on Google’s Help Center.

#3: Access Gmail through Google Desktop Another alternative is to download Google Desktop on to your PC. It will bypass proxies to access Gmail. Unfortunately, Google Desktop may also be banned at some workplaces.

#4: Use a web server with Gmail Lite installed If you’re dead set on accessing your mail from the web you can try searching an application called “Gmail Lite”. This is an application you can install on your own web site. Of course, most people don’t have their own web site. But if you keep searching through the results you’ll find websites that have Gmail Lite installed for anyone to use. Make sure to bookmark the site for later.

#5: Bribe the IT guys at your work Always be on the good side of the IT guys. It makes life so much easier. They accept bribes. 1. Food 2. Booze 3. Movies * (preferably pirated copies — although IT guy probably has a better movie collection than you) 4. Anime 5. Flirting 6. Sex

I do not recommend No#6. Sex with an IT guy could result in rug burn from the Wookie costume he is wearing.

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I repeat, “MURDERERS AND RAPIST.” Happy Valentines!!! Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Filed under: Weird News, You have to be kidding me — rjgore3 @ 12:40 am

Prisoners of love

By Rosalind Russell

Still searching for a Valentine’s date? Have a penchant for muscular torsos, crew cuts and tattoos?

Then www.hotprisonpals.com is the Web site for you.

These guys won’t appear on your doorstep with a rose between their teeth, whisk you off for a fancy dinner or lavish you with kisses.

But some of America’s most desirable felons are lining up to send you love letters, poems and even proposals of marriage.

Look at it as an investment for the future. Many of the prisoners, like Keith Virgil Dunaway, posing topless in blue jeans, are due for release this year.

If Randy Sands in Florida takes your fancy, you’ll have to wait a little longer for that first embrace. Due for release in 2023, he’s looking for an easy going, open-minded woman over 30.

“Prisoners have real abandonment issues. Friends and family often stop writing after a couple of years,” said Wagner’s business partner, Jason Rupp, who built the Web site in 2003.

“The letters they get through the site are crucial to their well being. They need to know someone on the outside cares.”

MURDERERS AND RAPISTS

Inmates, both heterosexual and gay, pay $19 to post their photograph and a short note on the site. Women inmates are also invited to join hotprisonpals, but none has applied so far.

“We don’t require that prisoners say what crime they committed,” said Rupp, a 30-year-old photographer who runs the site from his home in the Thai capital, Bangkok.

“We take everybody. If they are murderers or rapists they are not going to put that in the ad.”

“HOT” is the one-word message posted by Tommy DeWayne Cox, posing in tight swimming shorts and one of the site’s most popular inmates.

“Sometimes the messages get a little racy and we like that,” said Rupp. “We pride ourselves on having the hottest prisoners on the Internet.”

Pen pal friendships often lead to prison visits and serious long-term relationships.

The prison marriage of Erik Menendez — convicted with his brother Lyle of the 1989 murder of his wealthy parents in Beverly Hills — has helped generate interest in prisoner dating.

Menendez married a woman with whom he had corresponded for years from jail. A book by his wife Tammi, “They Said We’d Never Make It,” heavily romanticizes the unconsummated relationship.

“It’s a thrill for women. These are good looking guys and they can seem really exotic from the outside,” said Rupp. “It’s a fantasy. You don’t see any of their flaws.”

If you’re still interested, Adrian, Jarvis, Jason and LaRon are waiting for your letters.

“We have scoured the prison floors and checked each bunk bed, both top and bottom, looking for the men that you have dreamed about,” the site says. “Don’t have a Valentine yet? Well you do now! Happy Valentine’s day!!!”

 

I like beer but… Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Filed under: Weird News — rjgore3 @ 12:36 am

Got milk? Got beer!
Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:22 AM ET

TOKYO, Feb 13 (Reuters Life!) – Great news for beer and milk lovers: A liquor shop owner in Japan’s largest dairy farming region has stopped crying about local spilled milk and started making beer from it instead.

“We came up with the idea after hearing about surplus milk,” said Chitoshi Nakahara, head of the Nakahara liquor shop on the northernmost island of Hokkaido.

Milk consumption has been declining steadily in Japan, and Hokkaido disposed of nearly 900 tonnes of milk last March due to over-production, according to the Japan Dairy Association.

Nakahara’s new brew, “Bilk” — a combination of “milk” and “beer” — is about 30 percent milk. It also contains hops, and the production process does not differ much from that of regular beer, he said.

His shop started selling Bilk, which apart from a slight milky scent looks and tastes like ordinary beer, on February 1 after spending about six months developing the product with a local brewer.

Bilk is only available at six local shops or by mail order, but Nakahara is currently out of stock due to heavy media attention.

Don’t worry if you can’t get hold of any, though: Nakahara also sells beer brewed from another major Hokkaido product — potatoes.

© Reuters 2007

 

Take a moment of silence for the death of Trim Spa x32 Thursday, February 8, 2007

Filed under: Rant — rjgore3 @ 4:06 pm


From msnbc.com
Anna Nicole Smith died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel and being being rushed to the hospital, one of her lawyers said.

Smith collapsed in her room at the Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Hollywood, Fla., and was rushed to a hospital on Thursday. A Hollywood, Fla., fire department spokesman told MSNBC TV that the actress was unresponsive when the rescue unit arrived on the scene and had been intubated. Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital shortly after 2 p.m. EST and attorney Ron Rail confirmed that she had died nearly an hour later.

On Tuesday, Smith and the diet products company TrimSpa Inc., for which she is a spokeswoman, were sued in a class-action lawsuit alleging their marketing of a weight loss pill is false or misleading. Smith also was order by a judge to have baby daughter undergo paternity testing. The test is being sought by Smith’s former boyfriend Larry Birkhead, who claims he is the father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. She was born Sept. 7 in the Bahamas.

Less than a week after the birth of her daughter, Smith’s 20-year-old son Daniel died in her hospital room while visiting Smith after the birth. An coroner’s report ruled the death was caused by an overdose of anti-depressants and methadone.

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Oh Big Brother, how shalt thou live? Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Filed under: Rant — rjgore3 @ 5:39 pm

NEW YORK (Reuters) – New Yorkers who blithely cross the street listening to an iPod or talking on a cell phone could soon face a $100 fine.

New York State Sen. Carl Kruger says three pedestrians in his Brooklyn district have been killed since September upon stepping into traffic while distracted by an electronic device. In one case bystanders screamed “watch out” to no avail.

Kruger says he will introduce legislation on Wednesday to ban the use of gadgets such as Blackberry devices and video games while crossing the street.

“Government has an obligation to protect its citizenry,” Kruger said in a telephone interview from Albany, the state capital. “This electronic gadgetry is reaching the point where it’s becoming not only endemic but it’s creating an atmosphere where we have a major public safety crisis at hand.”

Tech-consuming New Yorkers trudge to work on sidewalks and subways like an army of drones, appearing to talk to themselves on wireless devices or swaying to seemingly silent tunes.

“I’m not trying to intrude on that,” Kruger said. “But what’s happening is when they’re tuning into their iPod or Blackberry or cell phone or video game, they’re walking into speeding buses and moving automobiles. It’s becoming a nationwide problem.”

© Reuters 2007. All Rights Reserved.

My take: When did the Government take this anti-Darwanism approach to life. I’m glad to hear that politicians are going to save the world and all of us will die from natural causes and not stupidity. Now before the letters and comments start rolling in…I didn’t mean you cousin’s uncle’s sister’s husband was stupid because he got hit by a car while wearing an iPod, I think he was stupid for not looking both ways. But hey that is life. Shit happens, even when wearing an iPod

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When consumerism and christianity collide… Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Filed under: For a Laugh, You have to be kidding me — rjgore3 @ 10:44 am

Sleep how God intended.

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

My take: I think it is great to teach your kids that these pajamas will protect you from evil. Why? Because God said so. Amen.

 

It could just be that the play is crap!!! Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Filed under: Rant — rjgore3 @ 1:03 pm

Are gay auds trading B’way for TV?

By ROBERT HOFLER, Variety

Does gay no longer pay on Broadway?With the premature closing of Douglas Carter Beane’s gay-themed “The Little Dog Laughed,” on Feb. 18 after only 112 perfs, it appears that one of legit’s built-in auds, Gotham’s gay theater-going crowd, is suddenly missing in action.

Plays are always a risky commercial proposition, but didn’t “Bent” (1979), “Torch Song Trilogy” (1982), “M. Butterfly” (1988), “Angels in America” (1993), “Love! Valour! Compassion!” (1995) and the tangentially gay-themed “The History Boys” (2006) all recoup? “Take Me Out” might have lost money in 2003, but it nonetheless ran an impressive 355 perfs.

If the failure of “Little Dog” is any indication, it appears the so-called gay play on Broadway has gone the way of lawyer dramas and frothy sex comedies, and likewise, been usurped by television. This is thanks not only to “Will & Grace” but more important, the constant homophilic output of Bravo, Logo, Showtime and even HBO and IFC with their airing of films like “Brokeback Mountain” and “The Celluloid Closet,” respectively.

The business minds behind Beane’s stage comedy about an in-the-closet movie star clearly were blindsided by the sea change in audience taste.

“I thought a comedy would be a big draw,” says Susan Dietz, a lead producer on “Little Dog.” “When we first started marketing, we called it the funniest show in town.” After all, the production had not one but two rave reviews from the New York Times’ Ben Brantley, who compared Beane to Noel Coward and Philip Barry.

The play’s satirical take on our culture’s media-manipulated icons made it a hot ticket in its original Off Broadway run at Second Stage in fall 2005 and gay auds were certainly a large constituency among ticket-buyers. “I know, because the lines to the men’s room were really long and that never happens,” says S.S. artistic director Carole Rothman.

But on Broadway, “Dog” played to less than 60% capacity most weeks.

“Maybe I don’t know the gay audience as well as I thought,” says the show’s publicist, Richard Kornberg. “Gays appear to be more supportive of a camp figure like Edie Beale than actual gay characters,” he adds, referring to the new Broadway musical “Grey Gardens,” known among Rialto wags as “Gay Gardens.”

As Rothman and Kornberg agree, however, the obvious difference here is that 1) unlike Broadway, Second Stage produces limited engagements in a small theater, and 2) “Little Dog” is a play while “Grey Gardens” is a musical, the last legit animal not to be cloned ad nauseam on cable TV and in cineplexes everywhere.

While online theater chat sites bemoan the Oscar snub of “Dreamgirls,” Broadway producers should pray that movie tuners continue to struggle in Hollywood. Aside from the very occasional screen hit, the experience of the musical can still only be satisfied by going to the theater.

The hunger of gay men to see their lives reflected onstage and in other entertainment forms has been diminished by increased visibility in mainstream culture.Rothman isn’t so sure gays are a natural bet anymore. She compares the shift to casting trends: “I’ve noticed recently that actors don’t want to be labeled as black, Hispanic, gay, whatever. I’m seeing that now a bit with audiences, too. They don’t want to be ghettoized. It’s a feeling of ‘I’m just a person. Don’t label me.’ “

Comedy? Not Tonight!

In the final analysis, “Little Dog” might have succumbed to a more pervasive marketing liability than either “gay” and/or “nonmusical.”

According to Dietz, her record-producer friend Clive Davis cautioned her about promoting Beane’s play as a laugh riot. “If I want to go to a comedy, I’ll go to a movie,” he opined.

Charles Busch’s “The Tale of the Allergist’s Wife,” from the 2000-01 season, is the last flat-out comedy to recoup.

“It’s difficult for a play that’s just a fun evening,” says Busch, who returns to the fray this March with his new laffer, “Our Leading Lady,” at Manhattan Theater Club. “It’s hard for people to spend that kind of money.”

Meanwhile, many recent original dramas, from “Proof” and “Doubt” to “Topdog/Underdog” and “The Pillowman” crossed into the black. In some cases, there were stars involved. Or buzz from London. Or awards exposure. (Think about it: When’s the last time a comedy ever won the Tony, much less the Pulitzer?)

Over at the Theater Development Fund, exec director Victoria Bailey offers a sobering observation on comedies, gay or straight: “If audiences want just to be entertained, they go to a musical. You go to plays for something meaty. It plays into that prestige thing.”

That view is echoed by the continued appeal for Broadway auds of Eugene O’Neill, for example, and of the high-minded fare often imported from Britain.

“ ’The History Boys’ was successful because it married the intellectual with the really entertaining,” Bailey notes.

 

What happen to dollar bills? Monday, February 5, 2007

Filed under: For a Laugh, Weird News — rjgore3 @ 11:29 pm

NEW YORK (Reuters) – A doctor pleaded guilty on Thursday to stealing a severed hand, which he gave to a stripper who displayed it in her New Jersey apartment.

Ahmed Rashed faces five years probation for stealing the hand in 2002 from a cadaver at a New Jersey medical school, an assistant prosecutor for Middlesex County said on Thursday.

Rashed practices medicine at a hospital in Los Angeles and stole the hand while studying in New Jersey, the prosecutor said.

The woman kept the hand in a jar of formaldehyde in her apartment where it was discovered by police during an unrelated investigation.

© Reuters 2007. All Rights Reserved.

My take: Ummm. I’m speechless. I didn’t even know doctor’s hung out with strippers.