Let’s all take a moment of silence… Thursday, April 20, 2006

Please Join in the remembrance of someone who has been touched by all.

He'll be sadly missed.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes
in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a

lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave
site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times he still was a crusty old man and was considered
a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50for
about 20 minutes.

Let's all remember him by his final words, HeHe.

WTF? Read the damn Bible you fucks. Wednesday, April 12, 2006

April 11, 2006
Christians Sue for Right to Hate Gays

From the LA Times:

Ruth Malhotra went to court last month for the right to be intolerant.

Malhotra says her Christian faith compels her to speak out against homosexuality. But the Georgia Institute of Technology, where she’s a senior, bans speech that puts down others because of their sexual orientation.

Malhotra sees that as an unacceptable infringement on her right to religious expression. So she’s demanding that Georgia Tech revoke its tolerance policy. The religious right aims to overturn a broad range of common tolerance programs: diversity training that promotes acceptance of gays and lesbians, speech codes that ban harsh words against homosexuality, anti-discrimination policies that require college clubs to open their membership to all…

In the public schools, an Ohio middle school student last year won the right to wear a T-shirt that proclaimed: “Homosexuality is a sin! Islam is a lie! Abortion is murder!” But a teen-ager in Kentucky lost in federal court when he tried to exempt himself from a school program on gay tolerance on the grounds that it violated his religious beliefs…

The open question is what constitutes harassment, what’s a sincere expression of faith — and what to do when they overlap.

Evidently, Jesus wants his followers to wear God Hates Fags T-Shirts. We must have skipped over that part of the bible somehow.

What?What? Fuck LA!!! Tuesday, April 11, 2006

MENSTYLE.COM 

April 6, 2006—Way back in 2005, the skull and crossbones seemed like a lighthearted way to infuse classy items—Barker Black brogues, cufflinks from Ralph Lauren's 2005 holiday collection—with a little edge. Now that they're are appearing on everything from scarves to trucker hats, such subtle embellishments seem almost quaint. And no one is embracing the skull like the residents of sunny Los Angeles. “They are everywhere," says Darren Gold, co-owner of Melrose boutique Alpha, who first noticed the Yorick look at last year's trade shows. “Every single line was offering something with skulls—whether it made sense or not." Alpha is now selling out of Left Field's macabre tees, Quentin Tarantino just stopped in to pick up five of Sarah Cihat's skull-emblazoned plates, and at H Men in West Hollywood celebs as disparate as Usher and Nic Cage have picked up Jaded by Knight's skull jacket. With their McQueen scarves, even notably non-edgy starlets like Lindsay Lohan are getting, ahem, skeletal. What gives? “It definitely has a rock star wannabe influence, which is very L.A.," says Gold. "You can get away with that look in many professions." But Deirdre Wheaton, manager of leading pirate look-purveyor Maxfield's, believes the motif has legs: "I don't think it will be here today and gone tomorrow," she says. Time will tell. And keep in mind that common certainly doesn't imply cheap—Libertine is commanding $1,195 for its jewel-encrusted hoodie, above. Wait, was that a wink?